Cub Nation Held Hostage: Day 0

This is a blog created by two Cubs fans absolutely sickened by the prospect of Jim Edmonds playing for the Cubs. News reports indicate he will be bringing his unique blend of glacial bat speed, one-dimensional outfield range, and Paul O'Neill-esque whining to the Cubs when he clears waivers tonight. We will attempt to chronicle the nightmare from the moment this nightmare begins until the moment when it finally, blissfully ends. That day can't come soon enough.