Wednesday, May 14, 2008

The Dark Days are Here

I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but Jim Edmonds (AKA the Anti-Christ) is now a Chicago Cubs. What started out as a nasty rumor three days ago, is now truth. I'm not sure what pictures Edmonds has on Jim Hendry and Lou Pinella, but they must be good. 
When I was asked to come on board to Cut Jim Edmonds, I jumped at the chance and quickly dropped all other responsibilities to come on board and get the news out. Edmonds Loather and I will provide you with daily status reports, while keeping a watchful eye on the latest Cardinal Spy to hit Chicago. 

Cubs Record Before Signing: 24-16. First Place, 1 game ahead of St. Louis
Cubs Record since Signing: No games played


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